yea but why does that thing happen to your dick when you put your finger in your belly button
congradulations, you successfully confused thousands of women on tumblr
shitty things that were said to you like a year ago that still piss u off
when u want to complain about something but u literally cannot talk to anyone about said thing
I’ve never creamed my hand…s
Don’t cry because it’s over; smile because it happened
Step 1: First go like this
Step 2: Spin around
Step 3: STOP!
Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3!
Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust!
Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT!
Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town.
Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this.
Step 9: THEN…!
Thats how i do it….
i have been waiting 50 years for this post
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*puts on unwashed sweater over the shirt i slept in* im ready for university
this song is super indie you probably never heard it *plays sweater weather*